Sometimes I go in my dads shop, sit in my dads race car , and talk to him. He passed away when I was 8, but I feel like he’s still there.

At a party Everyone: ASS ASS ASS
Everyone: caaatttttt daaadddyyyyyy
Everyone: Do da staaankkkyyy leg
Everyone: call that girl Bo jangles
Everyone: pussy bitch ass all up in dick ASSS
Me: play something countryyyyy